Monday, November 19, 2012

Congress Is Fixin' To Fix the Postal Service

Word is spreading of a bipartisan, bicameral effort among Congressional leaders to fix the U.S. Postal Service. Before anyone gets too excited, let's remember that "fix" can also mean:
  • Castrate or spay
  • Restore or repair
  • Kill and preserve a specimen so that it can be studied under a microscope
  • Give someone a dose of an illegal drug
  • Take revenge (as in, "I'll fix him!")
  • Arrange an outcome dishonestly, such as with a bribe or by stuffing a ballot box
  • Establish something in a way that prevents it from changing (such as a fixed rate)
I'm just sayin'.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm just sayin' is so freaking lame.

just sayin' hahah loser.

Anonymous said...

I agree, whenever CONgress is involved, very rarely are we better off.

Anonymous said...

Civil rights, womens rights, workers rights, environmental regulations, healthy military, regulatory watchdogs... Hmmm Congress can not do anything right??? Where do these people come from?